The parrot decides
Find a parrot astrologer, pay for a reading, and genuinely act on one harmless thing the parrot's card tells you that week.
How to do it
- Parrot astrologers sit near temples and busy footpaths. Ask around, since they move and some have left the trade.
- Agree on the price before the parrot picks its card, and keep it for fun.
- Pick one harmless line from the reading and actually do it that week.
- Skip anything about money, health or other people.