Peanut cone speedrun
Buy roasted peanuts in a newspaper cone from a pushcart. Finish them before the cone unravels. Read whatever fragment of news you're left holding.
How to do it
- Find a pushcart selling roasted peanuts. Ask for a cone of kadalekai (peanuts) and wait for the vendor to roll the newspaper.
- Eat standing up and keep moving the peanuts down the cone as you go.
- Smooth out what is left of the paper and read the fragment out loud.
- Bin the shells and paper properly.